I want an iPhone

I know this is random but...I have the bug really bad. As the proud owners of 2 Macbooks, 1 Mac mini, 1 iPod Classic, 1 iPod nano, 1 iPod Shuffle (and one broken Nano), I only think its fair that Jaemi and I step into the world of the iPhone. Too bad ATT is so ruthless that they won't sell you the thing at a reasonable price unless you are eligible for an upgrade. What to do....