Crazy Quotes

Here are some things I've overheard lately that are ridiculous....I'll let you guess who said this stuff (FYI NOT ME)

"I thought college Geography was just coloring maps! That's all I did in High School?!"

"I have some pretty bad stuff on my iPod. My mom doesn't know about it." (said by a 19 year old)

"I want to adopt a baby from Brazil or somewhere else in Africa."

"I've got a budget due tomorrow...I guess I'll start work on that tonight."

"We are no longer at war with terror. Our new focus is man-made disasters."

"I'm scared of jellyfish, fungus, corn, ships, thunder, and Michelle Obama."

"The Lord helped, well it was MY prayers, but the Lord helped too."

What have you heard that is crazy?