The Tick

Why did God make ticks? What exactly is the niche of a blood sucking parasite that latches onto you for no reason other than to get fat and give you lime disease? I guess I won’t know until heaven. I had an encounter with a tick following a weekend retreat in the woods of Tennessee, and let’s just say… I won. That beast had some nerve to latch on to and drain me of my hard earned blood. I ate a whole lot of honey buns to make sure that my sugar was just right and this monster grabs onto me and sucks away!!! Of course all it took was a quick touch of the match head and the blood mooching freak was history. One day God is going to deal with the “ticks” who have latched onto His church and His Son, only taking and never giving, sucking away resources and hurting feelings just to feed their bellies. The only way to really get a tick off of you is to burn it. No wonder Hell is hot.

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